Friday, January 04, 2008

The first Friday Funnie of 2008 and the subject is one of my favorite animals; the polar bear. When I first took interest of polar bears I do not know; but, I would simply say about the same time as my interest with Cheetahs (they happen to be my top favorite animal ever) to back about 25-30 years.

Polar Bear jokes
How To Catch A Polar Bear...
Go to the store and buy a can of sweet peas. Go out on the ice. When you find a good spot, cut a hole about 3 feet in diameter through the ice. Open the can of peas and place one about every three inches around the outside of the hole.
When a polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.

Q: What are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.
Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?

A: It just presses the "paws" button. Q: What's white, furry, rides a walrus, and knocks a ball around the ice?A: A polo bear!
Q: What's white, furry, loves to dance, and wears lederhosen?

A: A polka bear!
Q: What are white, furry, and have wheels on their paws?

A: Roller bears!
Q: What do polar bears like to eat for lunch?

A: "Brrr-grrr's"!
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?

A: Call it anything you want - it can't hear you.
Q: Why are polar bears big, white and furry all over?
A: Because if they were white, small and smooth, they'd be aspirins.
Q: Why do polar bears win so many races?
A: Because they're always in the "pole" position.
Q: When is a polar bear not a polar bear?

A: When it's in a "grizzly" mood. Q: Are polar bears expensive to keep as pets?
A: NO! They live on ice!
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose?

A: I'm not quite sure - but I wouldn't give my mom a dozen of them!
Q: What's white, furry, and throws snowballs?

A: A bowler bear!
Q: What's white, furry, wears sunglasses, and snoozes in the sun all day?

A: A solar bear! Q: What is white, furry and goes RRRRG! RRRRG!?
A: A polar bear going backwards.
Q: Where do you find polar bears?

A: It depends on where you lost them.
Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?

A: It's easy - just open the door and put the polar bear inside.
Q: How do you put a walrus into a refrigerator?

A: Just open the door, slide the polar bear over, stuff the walrus in, and close the door. Q: How do you put a penguin into the refrigerator?
A: That’s silly, penguins don’t live in the Arctic. Besides, the refrigerator is already full. Q: How do you make a polar bear salad?
A: With iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Q: How do you make a polar bear float?

A: Add two scoops of polar bear to one mug of root beer. Q: What is a polar bear's favorite breakfast?
A: Ice Crispies
Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?

A: Lost
Q: Where do polar bears go to dance?
A: Snowballs Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a panda?
A: About 1500 miles
Q. What do you get when you cross an ice cube with a polar bear?

A. Frostbite.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. At the North Poll
Q. Where do polar bears keep their money?

A. In snow banks.
Q. What did the ocean say to the polar bear?

A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why was the sad polar bear not white anymore?

A: Because it was blue.
Q: Why was the happy polar bear not white anymore?

A: Because it was tickled pink.
Q: Why was the ill polar bear not white anymore?

A: Because it felt a little green.

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