This month has been weak in the entries and I have noticed the trend; epecially, on Fridays. Not a single Friday Funnie for several weeks now.

The first Friday Funnie of 2008 and the subject is one of my favorite animals; the polar bear. When I first took interest of polar bears I do not know; but, I would simply say about the same time as my interest with Cheetahs (they happen to be my top favorite animal ever) to back about 25-30 years.

Polar Bear jokes

How To Catch A Polar Bear...

Go to the store and buy a can of sweet peas. Go out on the ice. When you find a good spot, cut a hole about 3 feet in diameter through the ice. Open the can of peas and place one about every three inches around the outside of the hole.
When a polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.

Q: What are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.
Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
A: It just presses the "paws" button. Q: What's white, furry, rides a walrus, and knocks a ball around the ice?A: A polo bear!
Q: What's white, furry, loves to dance, and wears lederhosen?
A: A polka bear!
Q: What are white, furry, and have wheels on their paws?
A: Roller bears!
Q: What do polar bears like to eat for lunch?
A: "Brrr-grrr's"!
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Call it anything you want - it can't hear you.

Q: Why are polar bears big, white and furry all over?
A: Because if they were white, small and smooth, they'd be aspirins.

Q: Why do polar bears win so many races?
A: Because they're always in the "pole" position.
Q: When is a polar bear not a polar bear?
A: When it's in a "grizzly" mood. Q: Are polar bears expensive to keep as pets?
A: NO! They live on ice!
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose?
A: I'm not quite sure - but I wouldn't give my mom a dozen of them!
Q: What's white, furry, and throws snowballs?
A: A bowler bear!
Q: What's white, furry, wears sunglasses, and snoozes in the sun all day?
A: A solar bear! Q: What is white, furry and goes RRRRG! RRRRG!?
A: A polar bear going backwards.
Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.
Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?
A: It's easy - just open the door and put the polar bear inside.
Q: How do you put a walrus into a refrigerator?
A: Just open the door, slide the polar bear over, stuff the walrus in, and close the door. Q: How do you put a penguin into the refrigerator?
A: That’s silly, penguins don’t live in the Arctic. Besides, the refrigerator is already full. Q: How do you make a polar bear salad?
A: With iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Q: How do you make a polar bear float?
A: Add two scoops of polar bear to one mug of root beer. Q: What is a polar bear's favorite breakfast?
A: Ice Crispies
Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
A: Lost

Q: Where do polar bears go to dance?
A: Snowballs Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a panda?
A: About 1500 miles
Q. What do you get when you cross an ice cube with a polar bear?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. At the North Poll
Q. Where do polar bears keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. What did the ocean say to the polar bear?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why was the sad polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it was blue.
Q: Why was the happy polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it was tickled pink.
Q: Why was the ill polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it felt a little green.

Im all packed and Im nervously excited for my flight to the Philippines. I depart sfo 1030Pm. Because of the International Date Line, it is already 26 Friday there. By the time I cross it, it will be 27 Saturday and totally bypassed Friday.
Im posting my Friday Funnie today as http://www.cubenews1.com/
It is a collection of the cutest videos of employee life from a cubicle.

The following is one of my favorite Halloween stories to tell. I decided to make it a Friday Funnie---

With Halloween approaching, I am again reminded of a workplace prank. At the time of the prank, I was working as an interpreter for a deaf/ blind guy that I knew since we were kids. He was born deaf; but, lost his sight as a young boy. David was a celeb at the workplace and he knew it. He took great delight in attempting to teach the other workers finger spelling and some various sign language. The other workers marveled at how fast that I could take their verbal instructions into a sign language short hand that David and I had developed. The day of the prank was a Friday and the end of the workday. Paychecks were handed out and the people were waiting for the bus. David was sitting with his flock of admiring groupies with me nearby if he needed me. He engaged his prank by signing with one hand to me and the groupies that his eyes were really irritated from allergies. With his other hand, he shielded rubbed his eyes. In the time it took for me to read his signs and then tell the others what David had signed, he lowered his hand from his face, grinning viciously. Emily asked why David was holding out his hand so I asked him. He said that his eyes itched then opened his hand. To everyone’s shocking surprise, David had removed both of his eyes. The prosthetic lenses gazed upward in the middle of his palm. There was a mix of gasps and screams at sight of his hand and David laughing as if he could actually hear their screams and gasps. Faster than a nuclear detonation, word of David’s false eyes had fire stormed through the workplace. After finally calming most of the workplace down, David went to the bathroom to rise off the eyes. Karma kicked in when David accidentally dropped one of the eyes down the drain. The eye was eventually recovered; and much to his pride, David had essentially secured himself a chapter in the water cooler gossip for a great long time.

A collection of fantabulously creative talent show skits from Japan.
ping pong

Kung Fu

basketball shadow

dinner squabble

baseball game

scuba diving

marx brothers


marx brothers mirror

I was having some trouble thinking of what this week's collection of Friday Funnies would be. Earlier this morning, the sudden thought to search the classic and real funnies of real comedians as opposed to the current sludge of jerkwads who pervert the title of comedian such as bill maher, kathy griffin, al franken, joy behr and rosie. The people I have mentioned seem to think it is necessary to make their routine based on slurring and being politically contraversial. The collection this week are of the comedy duo Abbot & Costello.

Who's On First

my bonnie
I wanna play

math problem

Once again the funnies are coming from 'across the pond'. The first is from my favorite weekend comedy Keeping Up Appearances broadcasted on PBS. I have never ever encountered a person so vain as Hyacinth Bucket. It is simply funny to watch The second is from the second season outtakes of the revised Dr Who series. As the new series progressed, I became more disinterested with the Rose Tyler character. I was happy to see the character make a final episode; because by then, I was very annoyed with her.

This week's feature is one of the classic Merrie Melodies cartoons with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Elmer FuddThis one is the classic Looney Tunes with Wyl E. Coyote and the Roadrunner.

This week's entries are from 'across the pond' from Monty Python's Flying Circus
Experiencing Deja Vu

Buying a Matress

Dirty Fork

Dead Parrot

This week's feature is Darth Vader

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2XLIlARgTz4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DqTi0ZFDawY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow

Another Shasa inspired Friday funnie for your weekend giggles. This series is is formatted for 3-6 year olds and Shasa saw a segment one morning and has bugged me to no end to watch "BingBong". The animation is great, the character/creatures are cute and the colors are beyond wow. If you are capable of watching approx 5 minutes or so of hypercuteness then take a look!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hgVUSoRouAI